ROYAL
DECREE
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By the
order of the Royal Princess Mutabak, all those people who deem FreaksTimes as a
whole lot bunch of crap are henceforth banned from FreaksTimes. Here, at
FreaksTimes, we write freaky things, if anybody or anything dare to even say
our posts are nonsense, then we advise you to gouge out your own eyes before we
do so with a spade. Any anonymous people, objects or supernatural beings who
had the audacity to say or type shit about FreaksTimes will be killed by the
Al-Gebra Terrorists' weapons of Math Reduction.
Gothic
Chick a.k.a The Mummified One or the Barren Baroness is banned because of her
crime of treachery and unforgivable betrayal of the Freaks by colluding with
the evil and notorious High Priestess of the TFM Sect. She had also sponged off
precious financial resources from Princess Mutabak, The Seer and the Duck
Medium, leaving them in huge financial crisises. That evil entity had also kept
several priceless editions of FreaksTimes. Hence, the High Freak Council had
decided to boot her out of the society permanently.
Nisha and
Sheena are also banned from the FreaksTimes because of their failure to
contribute any article or even the slightest idea to FreaksTimes after being
requested by the Duck Medium countless of times. They had also violated the
strictest rule of Hidden Identity. Miss Sheena had used her own name instead of
a nickname. They are hence banned and exiled to Africa via a cardboard box to
float them there. Miss Sheena had also threatened to gatecrash the Freak's
sacred potluck party, The Freaks shall met out the lightest punishment of
tongue and limbs amputation, followed by whipping and burn torture.
Because of
Duck Medium's irresponsible action of introducing such characters to
FreaksTimes, he is hence fined $0.10 and punished by being a kitchen help to
the Critter Connoisseur Whiskie.
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posted by
the royal scribe of the Mutabak Palace
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