Kanenabo
"Coz
I look like shit."
Japan's
renowned household cosmetics brand is set to take Sinkapula by storm!
No
girls need to look like shit anymore!!!
Cosmetics
giant Kanenabo is importing its brand of beauty products over to the sunny
island of Sinkapula next month. Make-up crazy girls can soon go ga-ga over the
wide range of innovative and fanciful products which are never seen before in
Sinkapula. Prices are in the range from 'dirt-cheap' to 'outrageous' to
'daylight robbery'.
Kanenabo
spokesperson Miss Kana Sai said in a press conference prior to the announcement
of Kanenabo's branching of business to Sinkapula,"I swear by Kanenabo.
Kanenabo products are really fab. My favourite is the
sparkly-electrocuting-seductive range. Guaranteed to help you attract your
crush. My beau, Mr Kanina Kana (ousted contestant of Martial Arts Competition
2005) told me he was attracted to me at first sight. Because I was wearing
Kanenabo make-up!"
Kanenabo
takes pride in its cutting-edge technologies in developing high-quality
products and its dedication to beautifying women everywhere, regardless of age,
race or religion.
Under the
Animal Protection Policy, Kanenabo products are NOT tried or tested on animals.
Free samples are given to kiasu and cheapskate women and the results are then
analyzed by scientists and dermatologists of Kanenabo Labs.
The first
Kanenabo shop in Sinkapula is announced to be launched at Wispa Atria on 25th
February tentatively.
Reported
by Urban Geek
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