Orbituary

Deceased: Another Day
Cause of death: chronological expiry
Family:
Father - To Day
Mother - Yester Day
Sister - Next Day
Brother - Every Day
Cousin - To Morrow

Another Day has passed away peace fully, leaving behind loved ones...

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Deceased: Tea Spoon
Cause of death: boiled alive when he landed himself in hot soup, leaving behind Table Spoon (wife), Soup Spoon (son), Dessert Spoon (daughter), Plastic Spoon (father), Metal Spoon (mother), Wooden Spatula (god-daughter), and Ice Cream Tub (Mistress).

Reported by: Duck Medium