That’s right. The Aunt Agony column is back by popular demand from our problem-plagued readers, who can take advices from half-baked professionals, which would only serve to worsen their plight and deepen their desire for suicide. To put our precious readers out of their misery, the Freakstimes has graciously* invited Aunt Agony to provide counselling and recommendations through her discouraging, vindictive, vilifying and demoralising column.
*The gracious invitation involves lots of name-calling, scratching, hair-pulling and blackmail. What you do not see, hear or know would not hurt you. The truth hurts, literally.
Reported by: Duck Buddha