Monday, August 16, 2010

Unclassified - Orbituary

Today, we celebrate the expiration of a whopping 2 citizens of Freaktopia. Join us as we cheer for their permanent exile to the Other Realm. As a parting gift for these expired souls, they will be awarded $500,000 (Hell notes) to spend in the underworld (only at Bimbocity, terms and conditions apply). Families of these souls will be given 1 year's supply of Kleenex tissue to cry with (by the kind generosity of The Tissue Company).

1. Miss Mee Soto, 39

Miss Mee expired unpeacefully on 7/7, leaving behind loved ones.

Cause of death: Watched the Ring tape on a 1000 inch TV, resulting in a curse that's magnified 1000 times in power.

Family members:
Father: Mee Siam
Mother: Wanton Mee
Brother: Mee Pok

Sister: Mee Kia

2. Mrs Meh Meh

Mrs Meh Meh departed for the other realm peacefully, leaving behind loved ones.

Cause of death: Mrs Meh Meh died from her obsessive compulsive disorder in counting sheeps. She counted up to over 1000000000000 before passing away in grief when she realized that Freaktopia does not have that many sheeps.

Family members:
Son: Mah Meh Mo
Daughter: Ma Mee

P.S: Freaktopian Casket Association is currently facing a shortage of undertakers. Interested and qualified parties are encouraged to apply at The Freaktopian National Cemetary.

- hold a degree in Undertaker course at any Poison Ivy League Colleges.
- trained in controlling hordes of hopping vampires at the Zhang Taoist School
- minimum 100 years experience preferred
- fresh graduates may apply as graduate trainees under Grand Master Jiang Shi Dao Zhang.

Reported by: Urban Geek

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