Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Bala Stella School




ANNOUNCEMENTS
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All students are stay clear of the school's library. Ritualogy Students are currently in the library trying their best to raise hell in it. Teachers and Heads of Departments are to render any assistance when requested nd you are to support them wholeheartedly.
by Principal Sushi Ho
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This is an announcement to the student who had borrowed the Paragram Codex from the library. Please return the book immediately as the book contents have medival RA content.
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Vampiric Students are reminded not to drink from the water coolers on the sixth floor, bsement one and the cafeteria's , as they contain blessed holy water. Water coolers outside the staff toilet and Gym contains blood. Vampire students are once again reminded that you are not allowed to bite teachers, students or the school staff or risk a sunbath or appointment with Mr. Pointy.
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Freshmen, please do not scream for help or faint when you see someone being murdered or become a crime victim, this is high school and kid get killed everyday. Newbies are not allowed to commit murder, drug trafficking, prostitution and bank robbery until Year 2.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ms Alo Vera is complaining of an unseen prescence molesting, raping and disturbing her class. Who ever set that poltergiest on her is to excorise it yourself or else you will be handed over to Ms Aloe Vera to let her torture you personally.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Students who are blackmailed are to reminded to pay your blackmailer on time or else they will charge you extra $9000 per day and the school will futhur charge you with $5000 overdue fine.
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Mr Administrator please take note that 2 students are kidnapped, 3 got killed, 4 got blackmailed, 8 are missing and 219 are currently in the torture chamber.
you are to change the register accordingly and send letters to the parents of these brats that their children are fine and well.
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Students caught playing Catching will have their legs amputated.
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Tonight at 11.45pm, there will be a bank robbery. Students living near the bank are advised to take sleeping pills for uninterrupted sleep, please do not call the police.
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