Sunday, July 4, 2010

Unclassified Advertisements

Miss Tanutama's Pet Shop

We sell: Tarantula spiders and Tanutamas
Location: 9 Tanutama Lane, Freaktopia
Price: Ranging from $0.05 for a house spider to $9999999 for our rarest King Tanutama Spider

CD-LAMA (Tibet Branch)

We sell:
- Buddhist Scripts (Books and Audio) --- $2.50 each
- Buddhist Preaching (Audio and video) --- $7 each
- Buddhist Rock & Roll (CD and DVD) --- Price depends on the rock band (see below)
1. Nirvana: $1000
2. Linking Parts: $899
3. Limp Cookies: $720
4. The Crumbling Stones: $660
5. Coldpray: $550
- How to be a Taoist (VCD) --- $90
- How to conduct rituals (DVD) -- $120
- Ritual Accidents (Blue Ray) ---$1999

"Lama nama mama come to laa laa, namo amitopho..hom money money hom..."

Location: Top of the Pagoda, 5 Buddha-Fingers Mountain, 7 Buddha Road, Freaktopia
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Reported by: Duck Medium
Edited by: Urban Geek

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